Black Magic Fuckery

iwishiwasinglenbuckie:

I can’t wait to win a shitload of pointy-ass GLAM BADGES!

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

image

fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

fallenwithstyle:

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that
You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut



A+ gif usage.

fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

fallenwithstyle:

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

A+ gif usage.

uwaaaah:

zoophobiacrazies:

GUYS

SOMEONE

REDID TOY STORY 

WITH ACTUAL TOYS

THE WHOLE MOVIE

A+++++ FOR FUCKING EFFORT MAN

everyone go home. pool’s closed.

we as a species have accomplished everything we could possibly accomplish now.

kaiju3:

The thing that hits home for me in this pic is that here’s Stan completely despondent over something, and the only person around is Craig. Not Kyle, not Cartman, not Kenny. Craig. The guy who flips people off and doesn’t take shit, the guy who isn’t even a part of the main group.
It’s like, what sort of rock bottom has Stan hit that the only person who can help him is one of the toughest people on the show?

kaiju3:

The thing that hits home for me in this pic is that here’s Stan completely despondent over something, and the only person around is Craig. Not Kyle, not Cartman, not Kenny. Craig. The guy who flips people off and doesn’t take shit, the guy who isn’t even a part of the main group.

It’s like, what sort of rock bottom has Stan hit that the only person who can help him is one of the toughest people on the show?